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As some of you may have noticed, these posts are no longer by litdreamer, but by Greg. That is because the man known as “litdreamer” has kept me locked in a trunk for the past two years, forcing me to write these entries for him, and then taking all the credit.
Yesterday, however, I escaped, and have managed to barricade the door against his return. He also carelessly left his passwords out where I could find them, so I have been able to reclaim credit for my online work.
Still, he should be considered extremely dangerous, especially to talented, unknown writers. As such, I have decided to post a photo of him on this website, so that others may be spared his plagiaristic tendencies.
If you see him, please call the proper authorities. And, whatever you do, don’t start singing “Dancing on the Ceiling.”
APRIL FOOLS!!!

What the…!! But seriously, who is the guy in the frilly wig?
Oh, that’s not a wig; that’s his actual hair. Here’s a hint: http://tinyurl.com/ntpyh6
All the more confusing…
Hmm… has anyone ever told “litdreamer” he is a dead ringer for Lionel Richie?
(Actually, I wouldn’t recognize Lionel Richie if I saw him walking down the street, but I know the song and so I put two and two together, hehe.)
You’ve given me hope that someday I will be able to get my identity back from that harpy named Melee.
Greg: